As a sequel to yesterday, I now want to make a list of books that I hate.
1. Twilight. This is literally the stupidest crap that has been put down to paper. The first book wasn't that bad, she should have let Bella turn into a vampire then. And then delete the other three books from existence.
2. Pride and Prejudice. I never finished this book. Because it got to a point where I literally hated ALL of the characters. I couldn't stand anyone and I didn't want to read about their lives anymore. I know that Darcy is supposed to be all perfect and whatnot in the end, but I freakin hated him and I don't think anything could have turned that around.
3. A Farewell To Arms. What in the world, Ernest Hemingway? If you don't want me to spoil this book for you, don't read this. But there isn't much to spoil until the last chapter. War war war war war, found a woman, got her pregnant, baby dies. She dies. I'm pretty sure his best friend dies too. He ends up alone walking in the rain. The end. It's depressing, and I don't think there's a point to it.
4. TTYL. I was fifteen when I bought this book thinking that is was soooo coooool because it was written entirely in IM. OMG it waz sooooo stupid. I think I read like 10 pages. And then I threw it in the garbage. Like, srsly.
5. The Shack. I couldn't finish reading this because it was poorly written. It might have been a great, uplifting story, but the narrator got on my nerves. Nobody cares that he was such an awesome writer that his friend chose him to write down his story. If he really was a good writer, he would just write. the . story.
Oh, and also every teenfiction book ever written. All of them.
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